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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Summer Beards



I have been a busy Bearded Lady lately, so I haven't kept up on this blog as I hoped I'd be able to.

Here are some fun summertime activities that you and your beard can enjoy!

  • Bicycling: if your beard is long enough, you can tie it to your handle bars and enjoy some hands free cycling!
  • Fishing: tie a lure to the end of your beard and you can relax on your boat while waiting for dinner to bite.
  • Kite Flying: braid your beard into your kite string so you can read a good book or build a nice sand castle while flying your kite.
  • If the beach is too windy, at least your face will be warm. If need be you can finger-knit your beard into earmuffs.
  • And last but not least, (as pictured above) you too can be like Chuck Norris, and use your beard in battle.

Saturday, June 25, 2011

Fun with Beards Blog 2

Here we are, with a whole new day of hairy fun! I was out and about with the family today, and saw some inspiring facial hairs, sparking a new list of idears. Here is today's list of:

What would/can you do with your beard?
  • Grow it into a Fu Manchu and sign up for karate class. Make noises like Bruce Lee the whole time.
  • Grow really long handle bars, twirl them with mustache wax and tie bows at the end;  the Man-version of Pippi Longstocking
  • Grow a full beard, and shave designs into it, think like a basketball player.
  • Strengthen your beard by allowing neighborhood children to do pullups on it.
  • Grow it long enough to use as a scarf in the winter time.
  • Grow just a long mustache, and wax into a villainous shape.


Friday, June 24, 2011

Fun with Beards

Today will be the first day in the series of "Fun With Beards." I, being a relatively hairless girl, have always had a strong envy of the stylings and amusements of beards. I have often daydreamed of the various things I would do with a beard if I were to have one. Here are some of those random thoughts. Please pass this along and lets make this into game!

What would/can you do with your beard?
  • Braid it like Johnny Depp in the Pirates movies
  • Enter a Beard and Mustache competition
  • Stroke it thoughtfully
  • Shape it into a nice necktie
  • Rock it like Scott Ian (from the band Anthrax, see below)