What would/can you do with your beard?
- Grow it into a Fu Manchu and sign up for karate class. Make noises like Bruce Lee the whole time.
- Grow really long handle bars, twirl them with mustache wax and tie bows at the end; the Man-version of Pippi Longstocking
- Grow a full beard, and shave designs into it, think like a basketball player.
- Strengthen your beard by allowing neighborhood children to do pullups on it.
- Grow it long enough to use as a scarf in the winter time.
- Grow just a long mustache, and wax into a villainous shape.